someone owes me an orgasm
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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