oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
thus making me awesome and them whores
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm at about main and main street
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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