Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I feel like a drive thru vagina
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Randomize
