Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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