I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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