I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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