He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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