peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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