i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Come see our sink grown plant.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
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