belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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