your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Farmville is her only friend.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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