That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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