Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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