You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
she looked like the before picture.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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