dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Randomize
