Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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