So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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