TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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