? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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