Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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