I wannas sexs uuuuu
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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