your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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