So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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