I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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