He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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