what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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