no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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