i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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