he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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