New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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