but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
worst night to have a conscience
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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