I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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