you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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