K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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