Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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