You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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