i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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