his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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