community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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