I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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