I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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