I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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