Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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