Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
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