I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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