For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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