I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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