Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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