I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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