Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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