Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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