fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I look better un-naked...
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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