My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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