A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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