i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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