bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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