when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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