You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
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